Wow it's like a new truck. The black is black again and not gray and the baby is shining lol. Waxed and detailed pic.twitter.com/Ppm2GgyvYes, that is basically a monster truck. No way that thing gets more than 9 MPG. Uncivilized bumpkin.
— Zack Wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) January 26, 2013
4 deer in the back yard pic.twitter.com/b8qe8sNkAnd I bet all you want to do is shoot them, don't you big guy? Those deer have mothers. Fathers. What did they ever do to you?!
— Zack Wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) June 13, 2012
Front row at smackdown. Can't beat it. Thanks @TheCurtHawkins for the hookup pic.twitter.com/9jevv0IG8JTaking in a little wrasslin', Zack? Jeez, I hope you didn't have too many Natty Ices in the parking lot beforehand, hillbilly.
— Zack Wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) November 19, 2013
Went to sleep about 3am back up at 7 all because of fishingThey sell fish at the supermarket, stump jumper.
— Zack Wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) October 12, 2013
Eric Church pandora is on point for this flight right nowActual Eric Church lyrics: "Man I love how Redman tastes, and damn I love my Nascar race."
— Zack Wheeler (@Wheelerpro45) June 28, 2013
My advice, folks: if you see Wheeler at the stadium, try not to approach him to quickly. Speak to him slowly, using small words. Ask him if he likes the big buildings, and if he's gotten to ride in a taxi yet. Humor this redneck, because we need him to win some games this year.