Kieran Flemming
No matter what you think while reading the blog, English is my first language. I'm a Mets fan because apparently happiness is something I just can't cope with. If you disagree with or are offended by anything I write, please viciously slander me in the comments and be as personable as possible.
Rob Patterson
Much
like the Mets, Rob excels at not excelling. We all have to be good at
something, right? He blames much of his involvement with the team on
his mother, which according to most psychologists is where the majority
of our problems start anyway. Nonetheless he enjoys writing, equally for
the enjoyment of others and because its cheaper than therapy. Hope you
like what you read. If not its probably your mom's fault too!