Effing Bloggers

Kieran Flemming

No matter what you think while reading the blog, English is my first language. I'm a Mets fan because apparently happiness is something I just can't cope with. If you disagree with or are offended by anything I write, please viciously slander me in the comments and be as personable as possible.

Rob Patterson

Much like the Mets, Rob excels at not excelling. We all have to be good at something, right?  He blames much of his involvement with the team on his mother, which according to most psychologists is where the majority of our problems start anyway. Nonetheless he enjoys writing, equally for the enjoyment of others and because its cheaper than therapy. Hope you like what you read. If not its probably your mom's fault too!