1. Wilpon: "Mr. Z, before we begin our dinner, let me just say... Huge fan. Love your work. The Reasonable Doubt album, the rugged description of the hard knock life... it spoke to me. I lived that too."
2. Alderson: "Thanks for meeting with us. Separate checks? Separate checks. Waiter, I'll have a tap water and a side salad."
3. Jay-Z: "I must say, once I heard Sandy say no spending restrictions, I booked this dinner."
4. Wilpon: "So, to be clear, you aren't the guy married to Kim Kardashian?"
5. Alderson: "Nobody minds if I also order something to go, right? Right?"
6. Jay-Z: "Guys, stop asking for more bread. I'm paying. Just order something."
At the end of the dinner pic.twitter.com/8mgcAi0CFN— Tom (@GetsThruBuckner) November 19, 2013