Mets Sign Todd Frazier, Embrace Mediocrity

Todd Frazier, a walking, talking baseball player, is headed to the Mets. Coming off a season where he batted a light .213, the Mets have decided to spend $17 million for two years of meh production at a corner infield spot. 

It’s a shallow free agent pool, I know, but .213 in a stacked Yankee lineup is not going to get better when he moves to Queens. We may officially have signed a third baseman who threatens the Mendoza line more than he threatens opposing pitchers. Give me crippled David Wright.